• 26th October
    2011
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  • 2nd July
    2011
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How Snape deals with bitches.

When people dick around in his class:

When people make fun of his hair:

When that ho Trelawney takes the last of the treacle tart:

When Slytherin always loses the fucking house cup:

Those goddamn Marauders:

But at least they died before he did:

When he thinks of Lily Evans:

And then he remembers how she ditched him for that hooker James Potter and died and left him to deal with her bitch son until the day he died:

(Source: castiele, via amygloriouspond)

  • 2nd July
    2011
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    2011
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  • 29th January
    2011
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  • 29th January
    2011
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weasleyismyknight: Same goes for you Voldy. I mean you die when you’re 69. What a waste of your life. You could’ve gotten married to Bellatrix and had demon children, but instead you wasted about 10 years stealing from your “brothers” and “sisters” (orphanage), 10 years figuring out how to make horcruxes (and making them), 50 years cursing professors away from the Defense Against The Dark Arts job because YOU didn’t get it, 17 years trying to kill a BOY, and 0 years trying to find love or friendship.

weasleyismyknight:

Same goes for you Voldy. I mean you die when you’re 69. What a waste of your life. You could’ve gotten married to Bellatrix and had demon children, but instead you wasted about 10 years stealing from your “brothers” and “sisters” (orphanage), 10 years figuring out how to make horcruxes (and making them), 50 years cursing professors away from the Defense Against The Dark Arts job because YOU didn’t get it, 17 years trying to kill a BOY, and 0 years trying to find love or friendship.

  • 29th January
    2011
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